unbelievable.....truly, unbelievable

it was more than the sheer volume that was amazing.....it was the stench as well. you could smell it from 15 feet away....in the hallway not to mention the small nursery room that has a capacity of three adults and four infants....it wafted towards you bowling you over like a tons of bricks. what was it you ask? micah diaper. we had a total blowout during church yesterday. i was retrieved from service to attend to matters. i was expecting the usual: stinky, but manageable. what i found was exceeding any we have ever had. my son had been stripped down to his diapers...he was in tears. only his t-shirt (that was over his onsie) was reusable....everything else was tied VERY tightly in a garbage bag....including his socks. you maybe asking yourself, "how does poop get on socks?" well, the truth is that i have no idea. but when it is everywhere.....the socks fall in line. it had come out the top, out the bottom, and was just everywhere. the poor kid was totally freaked out more because everyone else was making such a big deal about it.....all he wanted was a snuggle and here i had to pin him in some small attempt to contain the poo. we had to send someone over to the pastor's house to get us a new pair of pants because we could not walk around church in t-shirt & a diaper in the middle of winter. what a fiasco. the poor dad that was volunteering in the nursery was amazed. apparently his six month old had yet to produce anything so foul. it was all the nursery workers could talk about for about half an hour... and rightly so. it was absolutely unbelievable.....as far as blowouts go.

i think i would rather my next blowout be for my hair.