how you know
this is how i know i am a mom......
a. a private moment means a shower while one kid is eating peanut butter toast, the other is in a bouncy seat while the bathroom door is open.
b. a good night sleep means no throw-ups, no accidents, and only waking up once.
c. my body type now includes the "muffin-top" (that roll around your waist that hangs out over your pants)
d. in public i manage comments like, "mommy pooped?"
e. romantic means a glass of wine that i did not have to claim was "mommy's apple juice" to someone two feet tall
f. i look at the land's end catalog and realize that i now think some of those clothes are cute.
a. a private moment means a shower while one kid is eating peanut butter toast, the other is in a bouncy seat while the bathroom door is open.
b. a good night sleep means no throw-ups, no accidents, and only waking up once.
c. my body type now includes the "muffin-top" (that roll around your waist that hangs out over your pants)
d. in public i manage comments like, "mommy pooped?"
e. romantic means a glass of wine that i did not have to claim was "mommy's apple juice" to someone two feet tall
f. i look at the land's end catalog and realize that i now think some of those clothes are cute.
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